Conservative Government Threat
The Conservative Government
Threat Level Indicator was
designed to warn Canadians
what the current probability of a
government is. There are 6 Levels:
Red - Harper
Yellow - Solberg
Blue - Kenney
What each level means:
Armageddon is the
highest and most dangerous level of the
threat indicator. It means a Conservative
Government is currently in power. Canadians
should immediately evacuate the country
as they are in imminent danger.
Red - Harper is
the second highest level of the threat indicator.
It means that there is a SEVERE risk of
an imminent Conservative Government. Canadians
should be prepared to evacuate the country.
Women who have had or are considering having
an abortion, homosexuals, visible minorities,
and other high risk groups should be evacuated
immediately to undisclosed locations for
Orange - Ablonczy
is the third highest level of the threat
indicator. It means that there is a High
risk of a Conservative Government within
36-90 days. Canadians should listen closely
to their local television and radio broadcasts
and be prepared to evacuate if the
level is raised to Red.
Yellow - Solberg
is the default level of the threat indicator.
It means there is a significant risk of
a Converative Government. Canadians should
be on guard and be aware of the current
Blue - Kenney is
the second lowest level of the threat indicator.
It is only used if the Conservatives are
running consistently at 15 points or more
down in national polls.
Green - Poilievre
is the lowest level of the threat indicator.
It is only used when there is no chance
of a Conservative government in the
near future such as during recesses
and prorogations of Parliament and other
parties obtaining a majority.
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Indicator Change Log
Monday, January 23, 2006
A Horrible Say For Canada.
Those who don't learn from the past are doomed to repeat it, Prophetic words. A shroud of darkness if lowered over our country. Who knows if it shall ever be lifted.
Evacuate the country, the ultra far righters are in.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
*** FLASH ***
With polls narrowing again, and the election getting closer, warning Canadians about the horrible dangers of a Conservative government needs to take precident. We'd rather be too careful than not careful enough. Therefore the Threat Level is raised to Red - Harper. This means a POTENTIALLY CATASTROPHIC Conservative Government could take power within 30 days. Canadians are advised to prepare to evactuate the country on a moment's notice. Women who have had or are considering having an abortion, homosexuals, visible minorities, and other high risk groups should be evacuated immediately to undisclosed locations for their safety.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
With the polls starting to narrow a bit the threat level is raised to Orange - Ablonczy. Please stay tuned to your local emergency broadcasts in case the level is raised to red.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
With the Liberals rising in the polls, something most incumbent parties don't do, the decision has been made to lower the threat indicator to Yellow - Solberg for the time being. Please be aware it can be raised again at any time.
Monday, November 07, 2005
A Dark day for Canada, Jack Layton withdraws his support from the Liberals opening up the door for an election. With polls showing the Conservatives in the lead and not enough time to allow Canadians to judge the Gomery report properly the threat level is raised to Extreme - Harper. God help us all.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
With The House adjourning for the Summer, the danger of a Conservative Government is now non-existant until at least Monday September 26th, 2005 when the House resumes. As such the Threat Level Indicator has been lowered to Green - Poilievre until that time.