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             Conservative Government Threat 
            Level Indicator Current Level
                           The Conservative Government 
                        Threat Level Indicator was designed to warn Canadians 
                        what the current probability of a highly dangerous 
            Conservative 
                        government is. There are 6 Levels: 
                        Armageddon Red - Harper Orange 
                        - Ablonczy Yellow - Solberg Blue - Kenney Green 
                        - Poilievre 
                        What each level means: 
                        
                            
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                                    Armageddon is the 
                                    highest and most dangerous level of the 
                                    threat indicator. It means a Conservative 
                                    Government is currently in power. Canadians 
                                    should immediately evacuate the country 
                                    as they are in imminent danger. 
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                                    Red - Harper is 
                                    the second highest level of the threat indicator. 
                                    It means that there is a SEVERE risk of 
                                    an imminent Conservative Government. Canadians 
                                    should be prepared to evacuate the country. 
                                    Women who have had or are considering having 
                                    an abortion, homosexuals, visible minorities, 
                                    and other high risk groups should be evacuated 
                                    immediately to undisclosed locations for 
                                    their safety. 
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                                    Orange - Ablonczy 
                                    is the third highest level of the threat 
                                    indicator. It means that there is a High 
                                    risk of a Conservative Government within 
                                    36-90 days. Canadians should listen closely 
                                    to their local television and radio broadcasts 
                                    and be prepared to evacuate if the 
                                    level is raised to Red. 
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                                    Yellow - Solberg 
                                    is the default level of the threat indicator. 
                                    It means there is a significant risk of 
                                    a Converative Government. Canadians should 
                                    be on guard and be aware of the current 
                                    electoral situation. 
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                                    Blue - Kenney is 
                                    the second lowest level of the threat indicator. 
                                    It is only used if the Conservatives are 
                                    running consistently at 15 points or more 
                                    down in national polls. 
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                                    Green - Poilievre 
                                    is the lowest level of the threat indicator. 
                                    It is only used when there is no chance 
                                    of a Conservative government in the 
                                    near future such as during recesses 
                                    and prorogations of Parliament and other 
                                    parties obtaining a majority. 
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            Indicator Change Log 
             
                
                    
                         Monday, January 23, 2006 A Horrible Say For Canada.
  Those who don't learn from the past are doomed to repeat it, Prophetic words. A shroud of darkness if lowered over our country. Who knows if it shall ever be lifted.
  Evacuate the country, the ultra far righters are in. Saturday, December 31, 2005 *** FLASH ***
  With polls narrowing again, and  the election getting closer, warning Canadians about the horrible dangers of a Conservative government needs to take precident. We'd rather be too careful than not careful enough. Therefore the Threat Level is raised to Red - Harper. This means a POTENTIALLY CATASTROPHIC Conservative Government could take power within 30 days. Canadians are advised to prepare to evactuate the country on a moment's notice. Women who have had or are considering having an abortion, homosexuals, visible minorities, and other high risk groups should be evacuated immediately to undisclosed locations for their safety. Sunday, December 11, 2005 With the polls starting to narrow a bit the threat level is raised to Orange - Ablonczy. Please stay tuned to your local emergency broadcasts in case the level is raised to red. Wednesday, December 07, 2005 With the Liberals rising in the polls, something most incumbent parties don't do, the decision has been made to lower the threat indicator to Yellow - Solberg for the time being. Please be aware it can be raised again at any time. Monday, November 07, 2005 A Dark day for Canada, Jack Layton withdraws his support from the Liberals opening up the door for an election. With polls showing the Conservatives in the lead and not enough time to allow Canadians to judge the Gomery report properly the threat level is raised to Extreme - Harper. God help us all. Tuesday, June 28, 2005 With The House adjourning for the Summer, the danger of a Conservative Government is now non-existant until at least Monday September 26th, 2005 when the House resumes. As such the Threat Level Indicator has been lowered to Green - Poilievre until that time. 
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